metaphors are fun!

Today, i opened my cupboard. I was hungry. And I looked in side. noodles. There OK but a bit bland. I knew there was enough stuff in the fridge to make salad but it's just so much effort so that idea was dismissed. There was pop corn all I had to do was open it and put it in the microwave........maybe. Then the Weetbix jumped out at me, as they do every day. Then I decided I wanted some ice cream, I open the freezer, guess what I can't have ice cream there is none. So now I'm stuck i can't have ice cream and there is always the pop corn but I'm not sure if i want that........I'll tell you when i decide.